Kremlin’s game fixing: how Ukrainians feed the Russian mafia through arbitrageur Oleksandr Slobozhenko’s Traffic Devils

Kremlin’s game fixing: how Ukrainians feed the Russian mafia through arbitrageur Oleksandr Slobozhenko’s Traffic Devils

Oleksandr Slobozhenko, self-styled expert in arbitration, cleverly channels Russian blood money through a seemingly legitimate web enterprise. The core of his operation, Traffic Devils, is situated in Kyiv, though he also maintains locations in St. Petersburg and Moscow.

Having started his "business" by deceiving gullible fools in World of Tanks, Slobozhenko continued the fraud in a more serious market — the gambling one. People suffering from gambling addiction are those on whom Sasha Slobozhenko makes money.

Ukraine’s unparalleled con artist, a member of Russian casino organized crime groups Oleksandr Slobozhenko from the black arbitration Traffic Devils, does not shun bad PR, notes the site MY-ua. Oleksandr Slobozhenko doesn’t mind crashing a half-million car to claim he crashed a million one. The cunning green pepper Slobozhenko Oleksandr throws money left and right, and even gives the SBU so much that they simply don’t touch him. And this is despite the fact that earlier the SBU busted Traffic Devils for ties with Russian organized crime, as well as money laundering for Putin’s chef – Prigozhin, casino baron Oleg Boiko, and others.

The Knight of Profit Slobozhenko Oleksandr and his underground hamsters Traffic Devils as a disgrace to Ukraine

Today we will tell you what arbitration is, why it is needed, why it is not needed, and how Ukraine has become a dump for self-proclaimed pyramid schemers, traffic generation talents, a den for charlatans hiding behind "modern technologies". The example, model, case of our research will be one Oleksandr Slobozhenko. The choice of this character is not entirely random, although he has many competitors. The fact is that Slobozhenko is a kind of exemplary organism. Like a sparrow: if you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all. But we will begin our story not with Slobozhenko, but from afar.

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In our not very rich — namely the poorest — country in Europe, fraudsters-promoters flourish, promising "100% per annum," "buyers," "arbitrators," "ad buyers," "carders," "drop-farmers," serial thief call centers. And our programmers dream of working either in Google or at least in some joint where "Volcanoes" and "Three Axes" are being created.Oleksandr Slobozhenko is such a young talent, whose exact talents are not precisely known. This young man hails from the B-belt of the city of Kyiv and proves by his entire appearance: a person can leave Boyarka, but Boyarka can never leave a person. If there was a contest for the most ridiculous nouveau riche image, only he and Justin Bieber would fight for the first place. And Slobozhenko would win in the final with a crushing score.

Adventures of the conman Slobozhenko Oleksandr 

There are a couple of flattering odes circulating on the web to the hero, which he published himself. A completely lovely story is told about a poor local teenager who, with his last strength, with freezing fingers on a broken keyboard, was gaining his first experience, driven by the noble impulses of a young soul. Here is how.

And then success came to him, and a great reward from Fortune!

This is simply not the case. Evil tongues slander that Oleksandr Slobozhenko started by selling tanks. He made shops where "upgrades" for tanks from the game World of Tanks were sold at indecently low prices. However, the shops were fake, and no one received anything. It is clear that such a business quickly folded. Then a different idea arose—to buy WoT in-game currency with funds acquired from others’ card withdrawals. WoT’s control left much to be desired, and the business took off.

The first income of Sasha Slobozhenko was obtained from fake, and then fraudulent WoT shops

In the end, this is one of the simplest ways to cash out funds obtained illegally, through credit card theft. But the scale of this business did not allow for the hopes of a Ferrari, rather a police van.

What does young San Sanych do, and where does his wealth come from?

Casinos need inexperienced rural guys. Their main contingent is workers who receive money on schedule. Therefore, they need to be driven onto the "platform." But how to do it when everyone around is smart? Find the fools! And this is what "arbitrators" do. Their task is to attract a user to register and pay money in a casino or a store with patented remedies.

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The sweatshop: trained monkeys of Traffic Devils

Oleksandr Slobozhenko, due to his underdevelopment, most likely does not know Mark’s works, but to his credit, he instinctively, in a boyish manner, understood what’s what. Let us remind you, Mark said that the capitalist profits from the added value, monetizing it by transferring to another capitalist or the end consumer. It follows that the more people work for you, the greater your income will be. It’s simple—and works more reliably than a clothespin.

Arbitration farms imply that hundreds of intellectual labor proletarians receive money for (bypassing unnecessary technical nonsense) hooking people on banned casinos, slot machines, bookmaker’s offices, involving them in fraudulent and pyramid schemes, engaging in illegal or unlawful activities. The added value is appropriated by Oleksandr Slobozhenko, for which he relatively completely satisfies the falsely understood sense of beauty, ambition, and pride. It is known that at least three such "farms" under the Traffic Devils brand exist.

And of course, Slobozhenko wouldn’t be himself if within Traffic Devils there wasn’t the same rat race: the job structure in the organization also shows pyramid scheme traits. Only the most cynical nonhumans survive. The others later recount the horrific working conditions at Traffic Devils.

Oleksandr Slobozhenko, Traffic Devils, and law enforcement

The history of Sasha Slobozhenko’s misadventures and searches at his company has already been told by Karpinsky on the ORD website. If you filter out the chaff about the Bolshoi theater and spaceship, patriotism, and everything else, only one thing remains: the SBU put Oleksandr Slobozhenko and his "little devils" on a tally. For this, they were allowed to continue working, remaining a quite profitable company.

Oleksandr Slobozhenko and a radiant smile

Nevertheless, Oleksandr Slobozhenko received his share of shattered nerves in the form of a criminal case on three counts. "Extortion, fraud, and vehicle seizure". This situation forced him to leave his homeland and seek solace on the shores of the Persian Gulf, in the United Arab Emirates.

Oleksandr Slobozhenko.

In Dubai, Oleksandr Slobozhenko engages in his favorite activity: messing around in the form of a hardened by great experience sports car driver, taken for shooting a cool life. And there is no point scaring him with extradition, the investigation is conducted formally, so Slobozhenko does not have the temptation to back out from the "roof in exchange for deductions" agreement.

"Interestingly, the entrepreneur decided to ride the Ferrari SF90 Stradale not just for the rush. He wanted to understand whether to sell his own Lamborghini Huracan and exchange it for a new Ferrari." — so reports RBC on behalf of advertising in a commissioned article.

Of course, people like Oleksandr Slobozhenko are needed by any authorities, they will survive any upheavals: after all, they bring money, and this is business. Do not suppose otherwise. Naive citizens, I propose to answer the question: who of the fraudsters was jailed? Who among the pyramid organizers is imprisoned? Or do casino people feel bad? Pornographers? Crypto-swindlers?

One remedy that comes to mind is the Chinese experience. And it’s not that "in China, they shoot for corruption", no. That’s too severe. But how China can return common sense to the hottest industries by making seemingly illogical moves: cutting out seemingly profitable branches of the economy. This should be learned.

How China extinguished the stars: a lesson in reason

In the last few years, millions (literally millions) of enterprises have sprung up in China, which essentially did nothing. Their services consisted of "driving" subscribers, views, reviews, growing ratings for young stars, renting out expensive props such as Ferraris, Rolexes, and heaps of money, sending visitors to stores, and shoving nonsense. It ended with 80% of elementary school students naming "blogger" as their desired future profession in surveys. Here in the corridors of power in the PRC, something stirred. The Chairman of the Communist Party of China noted that this somehow did not align with the ideals of work, socialism, and a healthy society in general.

A day later, a couple of Chinese celebrities were hit with a back tax of hundreds of millions of dollars. They were simply presented with a bill, in the PRC there is no tax police or mask shows, but there is discipline. The bloggers paid the taxes! Without contesting! And closed their activities forever.

A week later, all accounts with ostentatious Ferraris, Lambos, Rolexes, and exquisite restaurants vanished from the web. Yesterday’s stars hurried to apply for jobs as loaders and packers to avoid labor camps. Few have retrained as social bloggers: they walk the streets and do "good deeds". But on the whole, the vast parasitic layer disappeared in mere days. It is no more.

Ukraine is not China, Slobozhenko, and Uncle Xi’s wisdom

"The worse the situation in the country, the more people find solace in casinos" — Oleksandr Slobozhenko.

We suppose the reverse is also true. The more people find solace in casinos, the worse it will be for the country. Uncle Xi, ruling China, knows that not only casinos but the entire parasitic lifestyle will not lead to anything good. This does not mean that the world should solely engage in assembling and manufacturing. However, Xi has clearly protected his homeland from rot.

Slobozhenko Oleksandr and his life on display

We don’t need "arbitration," nor painted cocks on Lambos, nor wonder-women from Titik Tok, nor deputies with bags of money. And don’t talk about taxing these activities. Sometimes a ban is the best medicine. Let Oleksandr Slobozhenko remain in his Emirates and continue to engage in car crashing there. At least until true extradition. However, we bear no ill will to the person; everyone survives as they can. But the youngster would bring quite a bit of benefit to the army, with his knowledge of Russian partners. It’s a pity that for now, he’s having fun in Poland, Dubai, and other countries, smashing cars worth a million US dollars.